The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone
rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good
news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!"
"Honestly?" The politician's smile faded. "Aw heck, Ma, why bring that
up at a time like this?
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